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US Criminal Justice Population Tops 7 Million

November 30, 2006 By: hanktherank Category: drugs, politricks 1 Comment →

Washington, DC: A record 7 million citizens approximately one out of every 32 American adults is either incarcerated, on probation, or on parole, according to statistics released by the US Department of Justice (DOJ) this week.

The DOJ Bureau of Justice Statistics reports that 2.2 million Americans are behind bars and more than 4.1 million Americans are on probation. Nearly 800,000 citizens are on parole.

The report states that the incarceration of drug offenders is primarily responsible for the record growth of America's prison population, noting that from 1995 to 2003, federal drug inmates accounted for almost 50 percent of the total federal prison population growth. Drug offenders also represent the largest source of jail population growth, up nearly 40 percent since 1996.

Among state prisoners, approximately 21 percent are behind bars for drug violations.

In October, the BJS released data indicating that nearly one in eight drug prisoners in America are behind bars for marijuana-related offenses.

-norml

DONMEH WEST Neo-Sabbatian Quote of the Day

November 29, 2006 By: hanktherank Category: torah 2 Comments →

"If you're looking for a spiritual teacher who is holier than you are, less sinful than you are, more pious than you are, smarter than you are, better read than you are, more 'loving' than you are, less crazy than you are — one who will  'empower' your life (which really means to pump up your already bloated ego),  then I tell you emphatically that you've come to the wrong teacher by coming to me.

"I tell you this because some people can and do get seriously bent out of shape when they discover that I am exactly what I say I am — which ain't no saint. For both our sakes, then, leave before you make the same mistake as they, and begin wearing yourself out by casting stones."

-Reb Yakov Leib  HaKohen

PHARAOH’s DAUGHTER: CD pre-release party

November 28, 2006 By: hanktherank Category: Uncategorized No Comments →

PHARAOH's DAUGHTER

CD pre-release party
We are almost finished! After a year of performing new songs, and working out
the arrangements
we are almost there…, thank you for all your support,

****Wednesday, November 29th, 7p.m., JOE's PUB ****
BUY TICKETS NOW!!
$12 advance $15 at the door. (425 Lafayette St. Near Astor Place)
9 piece band-basya, (oud) daphna, (ney, recorders)  meg (violin, erhu)

mathias (percussion)  jason (keys)  yuval, (drums) uri (accordian) shanir (bass) 

 SPECIAL GUEST:
Adam Levy (electric guitar) of Norah Jones' band

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Rabbinic supervision.

November 27, 2006 By: hanktherank Category: Ruckus 5 Comments →

B"H
I have recently asked the author of Jewish Polygamy blog who is an Ultra-Orthodox Rabbi and a Dayan (Rabbinic Judge) in Jerusalem specializing in matters of marriage and divorce who is also a member of the new Sanhedrin to oversee this blog and answer my questions regarding various practical halachik issues related to pilagshut relationships.
Thus far we discussed various questions such as determining the Jewishness of a prospective pilegesh (something important for pilegesh contracts should be recommended for people willing to enter a pilegesh relationship.
Check back soon for posts personals online as well as any Jewish personals site)
We also discussed what on these and other issues which are often ignored in most other recent articles published about pilegesh relationships.
PS:Please also read this post http://pilegesh.blogspot.com/2006/11/pilegesh-personals.html about the pilegesh personals/shiduchim service.

-pilegesh 

Jews for Christmas : Paradox, Propaganda or Perhaps a Legitimate Choice?

November 27, 2006 By: hanktherank Category: torah No Comments →

by Moishe Rosen

It was September of 2006. Jews for Jesus had just finished their largest-ever effort to proclaim to the people of New York that Jesus is the Messiah. They'd written many new pamphlets to draw attention to their message, using various icons from popular culture as the theme. They distributed the pamphlets in public venues throughout July, and were surprised to find a lawsuit filed against them in September from, of all people, Jackie Mason, the subject of one the pamphlets. To so many he was like their own Zeyde with such a superb and canny ability to see what is so funny in what is so ordinary.
Perhaps the pamphlet writers were naive. They had not been pro-choice, there would be no Jewish people thought Jackie would appreciate the tribute to his humor when they satirized his "difference between Jews and Gentiles" shtick. After all, if a comedian doesn't understand satire, then who should? And, the group had reason to believe that Mr. Mason was in possession of a particularly tolerant nature. After all, who else in the Jewish community set out to encourage Christians to be public in celebrating the birth of Y'shua (Jesus)?

Last December 15, WorldNetDaily reported that Jackie Mason is a founding member of a group called "Jews Against Anti-Christian Defamation." As such he planned to "ride down 5th Avenue…in a 15-foot Ford Excursion with banners proclaiming, 'Jews for, "It's okay to say Merry Christmas."'

Jackie's courage and his activist stand on reversing the secularization of Christ were impressive. He certainly challenged people to live up to their ideals of openmindedness and tolerance.

Yet it seems such open-mindedness only goes so far. Perhaps Jackie and others meant that it was all perfectly fine for Jews to say "Merry Christmas" to Christians, out of respect for their religion…or for Christians to say it to one another. But, what about Jews who actually believe that the birth of Jesus should bring joy to all because he is the Jewish Messiah? How might Jackie feel about them? If it's not okay for Jews to celebrate the Christ of Christmas, then Jackie and others still miss the mark when it comes to religious freedom because apparently they are not pro-choice!

to continue. click on the holy letters below

-jewsforjesus

Anti-Zionist Jews Condemn Attack on Muslim, Mr. Shahid Amber

November 27, 2006 By: hanktherank Category: Good vs. Evil 1 Comment →

Rabbi Yisroel Dovid Weiss, spokesman for Neturei Karta International, fervently condemned today the assault on Shahid Amber by a gang of Jewish youths in the Flatbush section of Brooklyn. He described the attack as "an affont to basic human decency." The Rabbi noted that, "It is especially repugnant to an Orthodox Torah Jew who has been schooled in kindness to have to witness this type of behavior in our own community."

The Rabbi pointed out that, "From the perspective of history it is particularly tragic that this has occurred. Jews and Moslims have generally lived in peace and harmony with each other. Here in the New York area this has always been the case. We fear that the youths, accused of this attack may well have had these ugly passions needlessly inflamed by the pernicious doctrines of Zionism."

Addressing the victim and his friends and family, he continued, "May Mr. Amber be sent a speedy and complete recovery from the Almighty and may his loved ones experience no further suffering."

Expressing his hopes for the future the Rabbi said, "We will do all in our power with the help of the Almighty to eradicate the causes of this incident from our midst by educating our communities and our children in particular in the true spirit of Torah harmony and peace."

-nuturai karta (nkusa.org)

 

 

Al qaida’s BEST PLAN EVER!!!!!

November 27, 2006 By: Yhosephus Category: Good vs. Evil, drugs 4 Comments →

OTTAWA, Canada (Reuters) — Canadian troops fighting Taliban militants in Afghanistan have stumbled across an unexpected and potent enemy — almost impenetrable forests of marijuana plants 10 feet tall.

General Rick Hillier, chief of the Canadian defense staff, said Thursday that Taliban fighters were using the forests as cover. In response, the crew of at least one armored car had camouflaged their vehicle with marijuana.

"The challenge is that marijuana plants absorb energy, heat very readily. It's very difficult to penetrate with thermal devices. … And as a result you really have to be careful that the Taliban don't dodge in and out of those marijuana forests," he said in a speech in Ottawa, Canada.

"We tried burning them with white phosphorous — it didn't work. We tried burning them with diesel — it didn't work. The plants are so full of water right now … that we simply couldn't burn them," he said.

Even successful incineration had its drawbacks.

"A couple of brown plants on the edges of some of those [forests] did catch on fire. But a section of soldiers that was downwind from that had some ill effects and decided that was probably not the right course of action," Hiller said dryly.

One soldier told him later: "Sir, three years ago before I joined the army, I never thought I'd say 'That damn marijuana'."

(care of Ivory Power)


shluchim conference

November 26, 2006 By: allahhuechad Category: Ruckus, politricks 10 Comments →

Recap of my weekend and random notes

Fighting corporate power with state power is like fighting fire with gasoline. -William Gillis
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The annual conference of the missionaries (Kinus Hashluchim) took place in Crown Heights this past weekend, accompanied by the requisite infighting. Tzemach Atlas reports and I respond.
The bench-throwers of today didn't merely spring up from the ground. Like it or not, every Meshichist is fundamentally brainwashed with the Lubavitch ideology. If I may paraphrase Heinrich Heine: in a place where one throws kugel, one will end up throwing benches.
I, on the other hand, sit here and laugh my ass off. Like Pilate, I wash my hands of the matter. Christian or anti-Christian, all of Lubavitch is a fucking cult. Let them all kill each other, this is the flood that HRH the GGC MHSHF wanted. ื•ืžืœืื• ืจื—ื•ื‘ื•ืช ื›ืชืจ ืขืœื™ื•ืŸ ื“ื ื›ืžื™ื ืœื™ื ืžื›ืกื™ื.
…Or in the words of an anonymous commenter on Vos Iz Neias - Listen: the meshichisten were not created in a vacuum; YOU and your leaders have created them!

This is not anarchy, this is forces of the state and centralized control vs. forces of religious theocracy. The Piss-Yellow-Flag freaks are the expected outcome of the teachings of HRH the GGC MHSHF. He placed himself on a pedestal and paved the way for his own deification, and he ended up as a god and a master. He got it his way, an entire fucking population crowned him as king. As king, he had two realms over which he proclaimed his dominion, the political and the spiritual. In both realms, he sold out core principles of Judaism in exchange for power. He exerted his authority and twisted the facts in order to suit his corrupt agenda. After his death, his sheeple grabbed the kingdom - in a manner of ืฉื ื™ื™ื ืื•ื—ื–ื™ื ื‘ื˜ืœื™ืช. Krinsky and crew got the political realm, while the freakazoids claimed the spiritual.
And thus it continues to this day, ื–ื” ืื•ืžืจ ื›ื•ืœื” ืฉืœื™ ื•ื–ื” ืื•ืžืจ ื›ื•ืœื” ืฉืœื™. The smart ones, however, leave while yet young. They are the ones who, though they may not have understood it then, sensed what was forecoming back when the kugel would fly. So go on, Lubavitcher fucks, kill each other over who gets to control the legacy of an ืขื‘ื•ื“ื” ื–ืจื”. If anyone needs me, I'll be sitting here laughing my ass off and being glad that I left your bullshit cult six years ago.
ื‘ืจื•ืš ืืชื” ื™ื”ื•ื” ืืœื”ื™ื ื• ื—ื™ ื”ืขื•ืœืžื™ื ืฉืคื˜ืจื ื™ ืžืขื•ื ืฉ ื”ืœื–ื”
ื‘ืจื•ืš ืืชื” ื™ื”ื•ื” ืืœื”ื™ื ื• ื—ื™ ื”ืขื•ืœืžื™ื ื”ื’ื•ืžืœ ืœื—ื™ื™ื‘ื™ื ื˜ื•ื‘ื•ืช ืฉื’ืžืœื ื™ ื˜ื•ื‘
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In other news, a bunch of robot-sheep-clone types took a break from circle-jerking each other to the tune of "Chabad Is So Fucking Amazing" in order to pose for a photo-op.
ย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย ย  ย ย ย  ย  Baaaaaaaa!

to continue at anarchistrabbi.blogspot.com

-sholomanarchy

Maybe it’s time to re-examine Neturei Karta?

November 24, 2006 By: Y-Love Category: politricks, torah 7 Comments →

Haaretz and the Jerusalem Post reported this past week on perhaps one of the most chilling pieces of legislation perhaps to pass the desks of the Knesset.

The office of the Sephardi Chief Rabbinate has proposed a bill amending the Law of Return, the chok ha'shuvah which allows all Jews a place in Israel. Under the new terms of the law:

"This draft legislation proposes… that conversions - Orthodox, Conservative or Reform - will no longer give the convert an automatic right to citizenship. Rather, the convert will be allowed to naturalize in accordance with objective criteria of citizenship."

And what of the Law of Return itself?

The main element in the bill is a change in the clause defining a Jew for the purposes of the Law of Return.

At present the clause defines a Jew as a person born to a Jewish mother or who converted to Judaism.

The bill proposes that an the only individuals recognized as Jewish by the Law of return will be those born to a Jewish mother.

So I can be totally frum, with more hechsherim on me than a bottle of Israeli mehadrin wine, go to Israel and be told I'm "not a Jew"?

Wow! I feel totally Ethiopian now!

So now everyone from Avraham ben Avraham (the "Righteous Convert" of Vilna Ga'on fame) to Onkelos, the prophet Ovadia, Shemaya and Avtalyon — under the new legislation, none of them Jews. Whereas previously, non-Orthodox conversions were unrecognized due to halachic violations and other Judaism-based reasons, this is to "close the loophole" in the Law of Return that "allowed foreign workers to convert in order to receive Israeli citizenship."

This bill was supported by the National Religious Party.

My mashgiach from Ohr Somayach in Israel, when encountered by Ashkenazi-on-Sephardi racism in yeshiva, screamed at a bochur who was saying racist slurs against Sephardim, "The only reason you have blonde hair and blue eyes is because a Kossack raped your great-grandmother!". While extreme, it was meant to bring out a point: much of the Ashkenazi elite of Israel are descendents of gerim. (Hence the expression, "pure Sephardi".)

(And let's not forget that in September 2005, a beit din was sent to India to convert many of the B'nei Menashe of India — under the authority of the Chief Sephardi Rabbi's office.)

The Brooklyn Syrian-Jewish community has gained notariety — or perhaps infamy in some circles — for its across-the-board disallowance of gerut and non-recognition of gerim. One notable example of this was a chastisement given by R' Ovadia to the community for refusing to marry a couple because they were both converts. (R' Ovadia himself was mesader kiddushin.) And, of course, the Torah says, "There shall be one Torah for the convert and for the native-born of Israel."

A convert would have to immigrate as any non-Jew would, and would most likely, as the bill places "the Chief Rabbinate" (and let us not forget that this is a political office — chosen by election) "sole authority over conversions", have to convert under Rabbanut auspices. Not Bada"tz, not the thousands of other Torah authorities in Israel, no one except the Rabbanut.

I'm simultaneously fuming angry and depressed. I gave 13 months of my life to convert, and years of Torah learning both before and after, to feel part of the Jewish people. In Europe, a convert can learn for five to eight years before seeing a mikva. In London and Amsterdam, the beit din requires prominent families to vouch for a prospective convert, which requires the convert to integrate himself into the Jewish community, and can take years on top of the actual conversion process. The halachic convert to Judaism has to affirm — repeatedly — his loyalty to the Jewish people. Ostensibly, this would also mean to Israel.

Such a divorce from the foundations of Judaism and the Jewish people — as the Talmud says that the only reason Jewish people are displaced throughout the nations is so "converts could be added on to them" — would be impossible to deal with for the hundreds of thousands of gerim in the world and should be impossible to deal with for religious Israeli Jews in general.

Were a bill like this to pass, I would find it hard to see a case against Neturei Karta or some similar organization's ideals. (Obviously, sitting with terrorists is disgusting. I'm talking in principle.) If Israel isn't a Jewish "homeland", then what is it? And why is it, in effect, making thousands of Jews home-less?

DONMEH WEST: Neo-Sabbatian Quote of the Day

November 23, 2006 By: hanktherank Category: torah No Comments →

B"H

"In all spiritual work, and especially our own, it's essential to remain grounded — to keep our feet firmly on the floor so that we don't bump our heads on the ceiling — to honor and accept the Holy Spirit while keeping a firm hold on ourselves and a respectful distance from Her.

"We must encounter God, but not allow ourselves to be carried away in the encounter — otherwise we are useless to Him in His struggle for stability and sanity.

"We must keep a firm hold on ourselves. We must maintain our stability to return God to His — our sanity to return Him to His.

"We must be an anchor for God."

-Reb Yakov Leib HaKohain