we hereby invite leah kleim to chulent
By the Grace of God
The Committee for Rectification of Eastern Parkway in Conjunction with the Hebrew Board of the Blind Cows, in Association with the Ladies Auxiliary for Lobotomized Youth, invites, her Holiness, the Very Reverend, Prophetess to the Kingston Avenue Scalawags,
Leah Kleim
To Chulent
The Millinery center Synagogue
1025 6th Ave. between 38th and 39th St.Train: D, F, Q etc. to 34th St. or to 42nd St.
"Chulent is the food of Heaven,
And the recipe was given
By the Lord himself to Moses
One fine day upon Mount SinaiChulent is God's bread of rapture,
It's the kosher-type ambrosia
That is catered straight from Heaven;
And compared with such a morsel"Heinrich Heine
-Editors, Sevenfatcow
Judaism.com
March 1st, 2007 at 2:03 pm
i guess this makes me a meshichist or a rebbeist. can there be a post-messianic era where everything just goes back to shit? because if MMS was moshiach i think i’m in it.
one other question, if we reject jesus as messiah because none of the messianic prophesies never came true can’t i say the same thing about MMS?
if the answer is, they did, but we don’t see it, don’t they say the same thing about jesus?
i don’t wanna knock MMS i just want everybody to join in christ’s covenant.
March 2nd, 2007 at 6:41 am
I AM SITTING AT THE CHULENT PARTY RIGHT NOW !!!!
I’M LOGED INTO THE MARRIOTS WIRELESS SERVICE AND IM FUCK DRUNK OFF OF MANISCHEWITZ WINE !!!!!
AND I’M VIDEO TAPING !!!!
AVRUMIE WHERE ARE YOU
March 3rd, 2007 at 3:30 am
OK HERE I GO AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SO, I GO TO THE CHULENT PARTY LAST NIGHT, I WALK IN AND THINK TO MYSELF WTF??? BUT AN HR LATER 2 40′S IN MY BELLY A PLATE OF CHULENT IN MY HAND AND A FULL BOTTLE OF MANISCHEWITZ WINE THAT A RABBI GAVE ME, I KINDA START GETTING INTO THERE “MADNESS” FASTFORWARD TO 3 AM I’M SITTING IN A CIRCLE WITH A BUNCHA GUYS AND A STONERS DRUM IN MY LAP AND I’M BEATING AWAY AT THIS THING AND WERE SINGING TZOMA LECHA NAFSHI AND EVERY OTHER NIGUN WE COULD THINK OF. SO AS I WEAN MY HANGOVER FROM THE CHULENT PARTY I ASK MY SELF THIS, MANY OF US HATE OUR JEWISH BACKGROUNDS AND WE RANT ABOUT IT AND PUT IT DOWN. OUR JEWISH BLOOD IS WHAT MADE US THE BITTER ANGRY FUCKS THAT WE ARE TODAY, BUT YET IF YOU PUT US TOGETHER IN A RUNDOWN OLD SHUL AND GIVE US A POT OF CHULENT AND SOME KOSHER WINE, WE WIND UP SITTING AROUND IN A CIRCLE SINGING CHASIDESHE NIGUNIM BANGING AWAY ON DRUMS TILL 3 AM. DOES THE JEW EVER LEAVE YOU? OR ARE WE ALWAYS GONNA HAVE A “PINTELE NESHOMA” LEFT IN US? WWJD???
March 8th, 2007 at 5:40 am
Yeah, and are we really jewish individually or only in a crowd of other jews. Is it a communial religion?
March 14th, 2007 at 1:01 am
Leah is a shiksa
http://neilkaplan.blogspot
March 15th, 2007 at 10:51 pm
I am a chassidishe bochur you fuck !
http://babyboiiluvu.blogspot.com/index.html
March 16th, 2007 at 6:16 am
and once agan I st here wtha ghetto 40 of O E in one hand and a plate of CHULLENT in the other…
WWJD?