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Archive for November, 2007

god, rest ye well

November 30, 2007 By: shitalphin Category: Poetry, shabbos 5 Comments →

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church --
I keep it, staying at Home --
With a Bobolink for a Chorister --
And an Orchard, for a Dome --

Some keep the Sabbath in Surplice --
I just wear my Wings --
And instead of tolling the Bell, for Church,
Our little Sexton -- sings.

God preaches, a noted Clergyman --
And the sermon is never long,
So instead of getting to Heaven, at last --
I'm going, all along.
Emily Dickinson

THE ANSWER IS NIGH AT HAND - ADVENT BEGINS SUNDAY

November 30, 2007 By: shitalphin Category: shabbos, torah 13 Comments →

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If we have been tempted to discouragement or to doubt our own dignity, the Advent Season opens our eyes to see ourselves as we truly are. Yes, we are sinners and make mistakes, even big mistakes, in our lives but, through it all, God never ceases to look upon us with the immense love with which He always looks upon His only-begotten Son, our Lord Jesus Christ. If we have betrayed our destiny, as surely we sometimes have done, God has never ceased to love us and to draw us to Himself and to our final destiny which is eternal life with Him. May Advent open our eyes to see how much God loves us and, therefore, with what humility and confidence we should meet the challenges of our daily life in Christ.

action jackson

November 30, 2007 By: shitalphin Category: politricks 7 Comments →

7fc should sponsor a poetry reading series of its own writers  at different 24 hour mcdonalds around the city at 4 AM.

I need drugs.

November 29, 2007 By: shmutzi Category: Good vs. Evil, Poetry, Ruckus, Uncategorized, comparative religion, drugs, shabbos, torah, trip reports 11 Comments →

You know those days where the whole universe seems to be off and you don't know why your doing the things your doing…?
Especially when you know you could fix it?
But that process seems to be too complicated?
So you just don't… realizing your just going to have to wake up in the same shitty situation tomorrow…

I hate these days.

The shitty ass days that plays the recurring role in my shitty ass dreams. Making up the majority of my shitty ass life.

Welcome to my head space.

Can someone fucking kill me, please.

some of this most of you do

November 29, 2007 By: nisht dere Category: drugs 3 Comments →

Yud Tes Kislev – The Maggid’s Yortziet

November 29, 2007 By: atgate231 Category: Good vs. Evil, torah 12 Comments →

The Maggid of Mezrich explains the Chazal that “ein ben dovid bo elo be-dor she-kilo zakai or kilo chayav” (“The son of David will not come but in a generation that is wholly innocent or wholly guilty”) as follows: it is yedua that God is soviv kol almin (surrounds all worlds) so if you go up, up you will reach God and likewise if you go down, down you reach the same God…

-atgate231

Thank God for wet dreams

November 28, 2007 By: atgate231 Category: Uncategorized 7 Comments →

From an unpublished manuscript (Jerusalem 3759, fo. 100a quoted in Schatz-Uffenheimer, Hasidism as Mysticism, 104)  

Concerning the rabbi [R. Pinhas of Korets] before whom he [i.e. R. Raphael of Bershad] complained about one who sees qeri, Heaven forbid, that he had replied that he should not be afraid. And he [R. Raphael] said, ‘How is it possible to hit a man over his head with a beam, and for him not to be afraid!’ And he explained [this appears to refer to R. Raphael himself, who explained it in the name of R. Pinhas] at length that a person sees [qeri] so that he not be proud when he engages in much divine service, for they show him, ‘Who are you?’…[and when he admits to himself that he is lowly and contemptible he has nothing to fear!]  

The Baal Shem Tov’s view on this is also interesting: 

R. Israel Baal Shem said that a person should not be anxious concerning an impure accident, that he unwittingly had qeri (a seminal emission); but only for the impure thought, and not for the qeri, for the evil went out of him, for had it not [done so] he would die.
(Or Torah, 65b, translated in Hasidism as Mysticism, 103)
 

-atgate231

Equal-Opportunity Minyanim: Let’s Just Sing Kumbayah

November 27, 2007 By: 7fatcow Category: comparative religion 44 Comments →

After taking the course Watering Down Judaism 101, young Jews across America are creating open minyanim where everyone can sit in a circle, drum, and yodel:

“The primary reason I am here is because of gender equality,” said Rebecca Israel, 25, who was raised in an Orthodox family. Ms. Israel attended D.C. Minyan and Tikkun Leil Shabbat, which she visited one recent Friday, until she moved a year ago to New York, where she goes to Kehilat Hadar. “If Judaism is central to my morality, then its practices needed to reflect the morality that I learned from it. In religious practices that limit women’s participation, Orthodox shuls were not living up to that equality that is important to me.”

Doesn't that make YOU special? Chulent may be a hot mess, but at least we aren't serving up this crap.

What are the ultimate goals/duties/destinies of Judaism? Are we just trying to make ourselves feel good here?

Read the rest of this happy garbage on NYT.

SRJ - Patron Saint of 7fatcow

November 27, 2007 By: shitalphin Category: Poetry No Comments →

This email is to announce to friends and acquaintances that my poetry collection from Finishing Line Press, Gunshy, is currently on sale and will ship on January 25th, 2008.  The cover features a photo of the abandoned gun factory in Ithaca, New York and inside you will find leftover ammo from private wars that range from the erotic to the absurd.  

    "Gunshy is a compelling book, packed with jolting, tender, intensely vivid and unforgettable poems by a poet with perfect aim, unblinking and dead-on accuracy." —Paul Violi
    "Sarah Ruth Jacobs is adept at ever-shifting voices, at mixing the eerie and the everyday in ways that are at once disturbing and strangely.  These poems are forceful, gritty, and a little bit surreal.

    They're also unabashedly erotic, always returning to those places where chaos and violence are, at most, half-successfully concealed beneath the surfaces of love, sex, and self-control.  This is fine, memorable writing."

    —Kevin Prufer, editor of Pleiades

Stand up and support some poetry!  Order yours now for $12:

GUNSHY online and mail order info (http://sarahruthjacobs.com/Gunshy.html)

Please note that if you place your order before December 28, 2007, shipping is FREE. After that, please add $2.00 shipping.

Thank you!

Sarah Ruth Jacobs

p.s.  Enjoy the sample poem below.

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Living Among Thieves

Our shoulders are hunched
from jamming locks, from hacking
pale computer screens,
from lone triumph.    

There are seven of us in all, the
youngest's stubble still soft.  

I, the only female, am called
to comb the others' hair,
sometimes bring myself
into rooms where one or
another of them is lashed
with sobs, gladly replace
his old love, losing my own
hollows to his heady flood.    

And I know nothing purer
than a thief's eyes lit up with
liquor, as on Saturdays when
we all sit naked about the
table planning our next heist,
my straight dark hair puddling
around each breast.  The kitchen
is an island of light miles
away, and though I'm only
nineteen I'm everyone's
mother and mistress, my
thighs never cooling, a
different part of me burning
off each time, their husky
voices calling me a new
name every day of the week.

concordance

November 27, 2007 By: anivaho Category: Uncategorized 4 Comments →

looking for the prisoner, the mystical chord

He opened up the Rhodes

Prophet-5 synthesize

Korg und Fender

He found her

hidden among the keys

tragic was her modality

symphonic her cries

concordant her descent

discordant dissonance

arpeggiate

say once or twice

aggregate

three times chai

 sotto voce baritone

venti grande

starbucks eyes

dazed in a caffeinated

dream state latte

lucid dream fiend

lucien carr

buber beard

scholem schmear

ginsberg gvir pr

ziprin zeir

facial day

judgement gay