The True Jewish Approach to Marriage
Dear Sir and Mademoiselle
In response to your query about the marital and the Judaic.
The woman and man readying themselves for marriage must prepare themselves as moral beings approaching the Temple Mount. The unification can only be pure and unadulterated by following the Mosaic law and its precepts.
Unfortunately, in today's dire days of immorality and fornication, American Jewish youth approach the wedding as another party function; a stepping stone to nowhere. Men and women living in sin can in no manner approach the Lord and his Sanctuary through the gates of Ba'al and Astarte. The secular sexual revolution is contrary to the Judaic with black and white lines defining borders which go back to our forefathers and their glorious heirloom of a religion known as Judaism.
The prophets have warned us against the licentiousness found today. May God help his young people find true love and approach marriage with the purity of mind and body as the patriarchs and matriarchs did.
With blessings and warnings,
Rabbi Euclid Biernbaum
Judaism.com
June 20th, 2009 at 1:21 pm
is this post directed towards a specific person?
June 20th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
Ya, all who aren’t married…
June 21st, 2009 at 1:58 am
It’s a pity we have no tradition (i.e. videos of pornographic images) of what the, ah, romantic approaches of the patriarchs was. Hindus do!
June 21st, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Ya, but we have internet porn, its better.
June 21st, 2009 at 9:55 pm
yehosephus,
see bava basra 16 “afilu b’didey lo histakel”.
June 30th, 2009 at 6:39 am
what kind of name is euclid?
June 30th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
Euclid was my given name by my German born parents (the Hebrew name is Baruch). My dad was a math teacher at the gymnasium and my mother taught the piano at a music schulle in Tubingen. Any other questions about my life are welcome.
July 1st, 2009 at 4:34 am
Rabbi,
It’s such a great honor for us to know that you read 7fatcow especially with all your speaking engagements. Do you think you could write some more posts for us seeing as somehow you have the password to our site? Maybe we could set up an “Ask the Rabbi” format.
July 1st, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Dear Rabbi,
When did you decide to become a rabbi and why?
July 1st, 2009 at 3:25 pm
how did u become a rabbi
July 1st, 2009 at 11:44 pm
Whilst on holiday in Baden Baden, a Norweigian whaling captain suggested I become a rabbi. I was then studying new world geology in Newfoundland with the Swedish Royal Geological Expedition. At truth’s beckoning, I am better at answering questions about butterflies than I am about the Judaic tradition. (By the way, my mom is Protestant but I was converted by a Finnish transvestite Rabbi at a Goth retreat in Oregon.)
July 2nd, 2009 at 2:31 am
Rabbi,
It’s fascinating that a man with such a shall we say “worldly” background would hold such traditional views towards sex and marriage. I assume they stem from your protestant mother and not from the goth transvestite rabbi.
July 2nd, 2009 at 7:12 am
rabbi,as being raised a norweigian i thought i would tell you,as perhaps you did not know,that all norweigin whaling captains lie,in oslo we are taught this as young children so the captains’ suggestion may have been overstaed.As concerning the expedition,is there a paper written,just between me and you,i find this to be perhaps the most exciting thing to happen here perhaps ever,a good dose of science stimulates the simmer mind,and is what is needed here most,btw the life cycle of the Danaus plexippus i find to be most excillerating,perhaps you could give a talk on the subject,good day to you ,looking forward,,,,,,,yesod