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a site has gone up in honor of Johnny.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  http://rebjohnny.com

Since kabbalah is the supposed reason for the break-up, perhaps Richie will higher some Snag-ass Rabbi as a professional witness.

 We intend to have a Thursday night cholent on the playa. If not Thursday then Friday night. If not Friday night then for shaleshides.Whoever would like to write a kvitel to be placed at the feet of the Man or at the Temple, write it here & I will have it written out to put there.As known, the Temple at Burning Man is a mokoym kodoysh, where thousands of kvitlach, messages etc. are left. They burn the Temple Sunday night, the night after the Man. This year's Temple looks awesome.If I have access to the internet on the playa, I'll try to post here some updates so everyone can be mitstaref in this awesome experience. Pray for me, that it shall be nichnas b'sholom v'yotzoh b'sholom.  If I don't make it, you may curse me at my funeral & cast my bones to the vultures. Thanks in advance. YadadadadadaDA!!!! http://www.burningman.com – Z.I.Y.          

Imagine this. There is a man that is quite profound. Often he is told how moving his actions are and that people find great comfort in his words.To this he responds, “Its not me. It’s god moving thru me.” This makes most people flush and coo with praises of his gentle modesty. Tragically no one ever truly listens to what he is exactly saying. One day he meets someone that might just understand him. She says, “Your words resonate in me with deep truth.” To this he replies, “Its not me, its God moving thru me.” She says, “You are so modest, and that is why your life is so important.” To this he replies, “No, you are not hearing me.God is moving thru me…kind of like a bowel movement.” He sighs deeply and confesses, “I am in fact gods asshole.” “What??!!” She exclaims. “Through some inter-dimensional rip in space time gods colon has become directly linked to my body. For the past 10 years when he shits the world listens and my body is the conduit,” he says. She replies, “That’s fucking gross.” He says, “I know, but take comfort in the fact that though God’s shit is profound, it still stinks like mine or yours. Don’t come to close as my breath is horrific, like I have been deep throating a homeless mans foot.” He walks away into the sunset leaving the shocked women behind. Relieved of his secret burden he feels renewed and begins his quest to spread gods shit throughout the entire world.                   -pervegalit                                                                                                       hat tip to Shaul Ben Yakov Leib 

in response to a  comment by blogger Leah Kleim:

"7fatcow use to be funny, interesting, serious, and amusing. Now it’s pretty much turned into Chulent. A bunch of oisgefucked stoners driveling in poetry and kabbola when they quit there meds or smoked too much happy grass.
What have they got to lose ? more hits ?"

An Opinion on the Question of Pornography

There's nothing more debauched than thinking.
This sort of wantonness runs wild like a wind-borne weed
on a plot laid out for daisies.

Nothing's sacred for those who think.
Calling things brazenly by name,
risqué analyses, salacious syntheses,
frenzied, rakish chases after the bare facts,
the filthy fingering of touchy subjects,
discussion in heat–it's music to their ears.

In broad daylight or under cover of night
they form circles, triangles, or pairs.
The partners' age or sex is unimportant.
Their eyes glitter, their cheeks are flushed.
Friend leads friend astray.
Degenerate daughters corrupt their fathers.
A brother pimps for his little sister.

They prefer the fruits
from the forbidden tree of knowledge
to the pink buttocks found in glossy magazines–
all that ultimately simple-hearted smut.
The books they relish have no pictures.
What variety they have lies in certain phrases
msrked with a thumbnail or a crayon.

It's shocking, the positions,
the unchecked simplicity with which
one mind contrives to fertilize another!
Such positions the Kama Sutra itself doesn't know.

During these trysts of theirs, the only thing that's steamy is the tea.
People sit on their chairs and move their lips.
Everyone crosses only his own legs
so that one foot is resting on the floor
while the other dangles freely in midair.
Only now and then does somebody get up,
go to the window,
and through a crack in the curtains
take a peep out at the street.

W.Szymborska

'Political Correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.' - Winning entry from an annual contest at Texas A&M University calling for the most appropriate definition of a contemporary term.

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Anonymous said…

first of all i was at the jewish musium thursday night and saw the fashion show. I was expecting a regular fashion show but i was dismayed to see the line of which Levi had taken. He says he gets his inspiration from when he was a child (Yiddishkeit) all his designes have to do with jewish themes.
If he would not have the jewish themes he would have zero talent he would not be able to come up with any original ideas. I dont think he will make it as a fashion desigher because no one would buy the stuff that he makes. Not one buyer from the stores was their, unfortunatly most of the people at this show were quote on quote frum or lost souls off the derech. I was crying for klal Yisroel with some of the things that i saw. I left pretty early most of these people went on to the so called chulent party so you can just imagine who these people are.
We have to be mechasek these lost souls so that they should come back and relize what beauty lies in our lives instead of the emptyness that they live in.
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1. The Earth will Complete its 5,200 year Mayan Cycle on Dec 21st 2012.

2. The Great Planetary Alignment (Venus transit) will occur in 2012.

3. The Earth’s Poles are due to flip and the Earth is showing signs of the flip approaching

from  B flowers

Levi’s makeup artist Linda Mason tested some looks today in preparation for tomorrow’s runway show. Models from Ikon arrived for fittings and surprised visitors to the permanent exhibition Culture and Continuity.

for more photos go to JM

And here is info about his fabric designer:

As a textile and installation artist one of my many interests lies in working with the fusion of texts, images and textures of many cultures for creating cloths of compassion.

to continue go here

And here is what Jennifer B. has to say:

On a blustery evening not long ago, Levi Okunov arrived at a Lower East Side basement apartment that could best be described as a Hasidic crash pad.

Okunov gazed at the parchment as if there were nothing strange about his use of it. Pulling and kneading it in the water, he started singing a wordless, hypnotic Hasidic tune. “Ya dee dah, ya dee dah, ya dee dah dee dah dee dah.”

I entered this thinking I would be around beautiful models,” he said. “I was breaking out of this world where sitting in a room with a woman is forbidden, to say nothing of draping fabric over her.”

Okunov seems to find nothing contradictory about being a fashion designer and bon vivant who spontaneously breaks into Yiddish song and still considers himself a Hasid, if not in practice then certainly in spirit. Perhaps the most remarkable thing about him is that in his mind, everything is OK. It might seem incongruous from the outside, but to Okunov, juggling the pieces of his seemingly disparate identities feels perfectly fine.

to read the full thread go to nextbook

with a hat tip to mobius

Click here to see what Mr. O has to say.