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Somali pirates arrrrr hot!

November 23, 2008 By: Yhosephus Category: Chulent as a movemnet; of the arts et al., Good vs. Evil, ViDeO, comparative religion, goyim get drunk and kill each other, politricks, racism is schism on a serious trip, scary shit No Comments →

Somalian Pirates came to the attention of the World Jewish Community recently when a bunch of them (over a hundred!) gave up their lives to save Israel by hijacking a boat coming out of Iran with some horrible chemical weapons, of course, obviously, for the purposes of destruction. Who are these Awesome Africans? Warrenellis.com quotes cominganarchy.com quotes this article:

They live a high-profile life - driving luxury vehicles, using fancy mobiles and laptops, living in big, decorated houses, marrying beautiful women,' says Dahir Salaad Musse, a businessman in the port town of Bosasso in the semi-autonomous northern region of Puntland.

Piracy has changed into a highly lucrative industry as shipping companies cough up increasingly hefty ransoms for the release of their ships.

In particular, the business has snowballed over the last few years as young men, seeing the lavish lifestyles of their peers, flock to get their slice of the cake. The East African Seafarers' Assistance Programme says there are now well over 1,000 pirates patrolling the Gulf of Aden, compared to just over 100 in 2005.

As a consequence of what is Somalia's only growth industry, several pirate havens have sprung up in Puntland.

Settlements such as Eyl, Garowe and Harardhere are becoming boomtowns - at least compared to the rest of Somalia, where a bloody insurgency, drought and rising food and fuel prices have left millions dependent on food aid.

If the economy gets bad? If the government gives up on protecting you? Remember: there is hope– in piracy! Take responsibility for your community!

Piracy has its origins in the organized communities of the Puntland coast. In the 1990s, a group of fisherman in settlements there banded together to prevent illegal fishing and the dumping of toxic waste off their shores. This harmless community action inspired many analysts to designate Puntland a model for Somali civil society. When some ships illegally fishing were boarded in attempts to police the region, the reward offered for the boats return was enormous—amounts that were many times the monthly income of entire villages.

Piracy took off as an attempt to gain income from this type of civic policing, and slowly grew to what Kaplan called the “innocence” of piracy. It wasn’t long before the pirates became more ambitious, using the fishing boats they captured to hunt larger prey. And with the money that came in, small fishing towns were transformed into pirate havens. As responsible organizers, pirates have invested some of their profits back into the franchise, replacing barely seaworthy rafts with speedboats, AK-47s with modern arms, and GPS tracking systems to boot.

Remarkably, hostages are treated well, with some pirates even setting up special kitchens onshore to cook western meals for their captives. Medical care available on the ship is not withheld to force the hand of parties that would pay a ransom. The Somali pirates are more businessmen that extortionists, and the strategy is paying dividends—according to a report by London-based think tank Chatham House, shipping companies have forked over US$30 million in ransoms to Somali pirates this year. Welcome to growth enterprise in the anarchic societies of the 21st century.

For some negative effects of the piratical efforts, check out this video:Not everyone benefits.

3 Items on Lubavitch

November 18, 2008 By: zoroastroyid Category: Good vs. Evil, Madness, Ruckus, Snag!, art, asides, comparative religion, kidush hashem, moshiach's tsaytn, scary shit, sex, yeridas hadoyres 8 Comments →

In honor of the forthcoming convention of Chabad-Lubavitch shluchim, we herewith offer 3 items related to Chabad which you may have missed:

1) The September edition of New Voices, which they title "The Lubavitch Issue." Our very own Anarchist Rabbi Captain Sholom Keller is featured on the cover with an extensive interview:

Hatomim Sholom Keller

2) Tanya in the comix (in the pocket of a Rubashkin yet!), by the talented Eli Valley(http://www.evcomics.com/). See the bottom right frame:

3) A Rubashkin-related story you may not have heard of : A shliach arrested on alleged sex abuse charges with a 13 year old boy:

May Chabad continue with their glorious work until giluy Melech haMoshiach, AMEN!

PS: To the Rebbe-philic cows out there - this is about Chabad, NOT the Rebbe (this time), so do not delete. Unless you consider "Chabad" as synonymous with cyanide & exposure to it (spiritual) suicide…

Mormons Baptize Dead Jews…So Many Levels of Wrong

November 11, 2008 By: sarah Category: Good vs. Evil, Madness, comparative religion, scary shit 9 Comments →

It would be funny if it weren't true:

"Baptism of a Jewish Holocaust victim and then merely removing that name from the database is just not acceptable," said Michel, whose parents died at Auschwitz. He spoke on the 70th anniversary of Kristallnacht, the Nazi-incited riots against Jews.

"We ask you to respect us and our Judaism just as we respect your religion," Michel said in a statement released ahead of the news conference. "We ask you to leave our six million Jews, all victims of the Holocaust, alone, they suffered enough."

Read the rest on CNN.

The fat Nanach in this video, I was with him in Uman, he woke Uman by screaming, in the square, dead of night: “I need samim! God said to Moshe ‘take for yourself samim!’ in the holy of holies, samim! WE NEED SAMIM! WHO HAS SAMIM!” woke up everybody staring out from windows in slumber at his drug quest

November 07, 2008 By: yiush Category: Chulent as a movemnet; of the arts et al., Madness, art, comparative religion, drugs, moshiach's tsaytn, torah, trip reports, yeridas hadoyres No Comments →

hat tip to nanach.net

Reb Johnny

November 07, 2008 By: nisht dere Category: Blogroll, Chulent as a movemnet; of the arts et al., comparative religion, torah 5 Comments →

a site has gone up in honor of Johnny.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  http://rebjohnny.com

Zey zenen gerecht!

October 12, 2008 By: atgate231 Category: Chulent as a movemnet; of the arts et al., Good vs. Evil, Madness, asides, bullshit, comparative religion, freudian, moshiach's tsaytn, racism is schism on a serious trip, scary shit, torah 10 Comments →

In the name of R. Gedaliah of Linitz who said in the name of his master the Mokhi’ah [of Polonoya] that the messiah will instruct good merit (melamed zekhut tov) upon all of Israel even upon the wicked, [saying] that they are all righteous, that they are correct (yid. “az zey zenen gerecht”). And because of the merit that he will instruct merit upon them they will return in repentance, and through this they will be redeemed, for in repentance one is redeemed.

 

And he would say - a little tzadik loves little resha’im, a great tzadik loves great resha’im, but the messiah will love and instruct merit even upon complete resha’im. And anyone who instructs merit upon all creatures is of the aspect of the messiah…   

(Sefer Baal Shem Tov, 61, note 100 in the name of Midrash Pinhas Ha-Hadash)

 

Maybe this applies to oneself as well. You are the messiah to the extent that you have redeemed yourself through the sweetening of Judgments…

 

In the final analysis we are all a priori vindicated – the messiah is just the one who takes it all the way…    

-atgate231

Napolean’s March this Yom Kippur

October 09, 2008 By: yiush Category: Music, comparative religion 4 Comments →

Mireille Mathieu sings La marseillaise

Do Cows Forgive Each Other?

October 08, 2008 By: yiush Category: comparative religion 3 Comments →

I have offended everybody but mostly myself; do we forgive each other? We have had quite a few spats here.

יום כיפור קומט, אויב האב איך:


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טייערע פריינד! איך האב חרטה, איך בעט אייך איבער פון טיעפן הארץ!

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America: fuck the gods, keep up with the jones’

October 07, 2008 By: shitalphin Category: comparative religion No Comments →

When police entered the home in the gated, Spanish-style community, they first found the gunman's mother-in-law, Indra Ramasesham, 69, dead in a downstairs bedroom. His wife and three sons – Krishna, 19, a sophomore at UCLA majoring in business economics; Ganesha, 12; and Arjuna, 7, all named after Indian gods and warriors — were discovered in various upstairs bedrooms, all shot in the head, some with multiple gunshot wounds.

http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-porterranch7-2008oct07,0,7425239.story

ad mosai?

October 02, 2008 By: nisht dere Category: Good vs. Evil, Halochoh, comparative religion, drugs, health, politricks, yeridas hadoyres 1 Comment →

Medical Journal Touts 17,000 Pot-Related Studies                                              Jerusalem, Israel:                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           Cannabis is one of the most studied plants on the planet, according to a review published in the September issue of the journal Medicinal Research Reviews. "Research on the chemistry and pharmacology of cannabinoids and endocannabinoids has reached enormous proportions," the journal states. "[A]pproximately 15,000 articles on Cannabis sativa L. and cannabinoids and over 2,000 articles on endocannabinoids" are available in the scientific literature.                                                                                                                                                                                 Commenting on the review NORML Deputy Director Paul Armentano said, "Opponents of marijuana law reform - including those who oppose the therapeutic use of cannabis - are fond of claiming that further study of marijuana is necessary before we can amend current law. Yet in reality, cannabis is arguably the most investigated plant on Earth. It's clear that it's politics, not science, that is driving the criminal prohibition of cannabis and unfortunately the publication of another dozen - or even a thousand - studies is not going to change this reality."                                                                                                                                                                                                                  -NORML