7fatcow.com

Seven = Sacred. So does fat.
Subscribe

Archive for the ‘l’chaim!’

v’somachta b’chagecho

October 03, 2009 By: shitalphin Category: Halochoh, kidush hashem, l'chaim!, moshiach's tsaytn, shabbos, torah 2 Comments →

BREAKING: Judge Lashes Out At Orthodox Community In Sex-Abuse Case; Says It Protects Abusers, Not Victims

by Hella Winston
 Jewish Week - October 2, 2009

http://www.thejewishweek.com/viewArticle/c36_a16886/News/New_York.html

At the sentencing Tuesday of a bar mitzvah tutor and social worker convicted of sexually molesting two boys in Brooklyn, a New York State Supreme Court Judge lashed out at the offender's Orthodox community for "a communal attitude that seems to impose greater opprobrium on the victims than the perpetrator."

With his stinging critique, Judge Guston Reichbach placed himself at the center of a fierce debate in the Orthodox community over how best to police the problem of pedophilia.

Speaking from the bench the day after Yom Kippur at the sentencing of Yona Weinberg, who received a 13-month jail term, Judge Reichbach said he found it "troubling" that the community "seeks to blame, indeed punish victims who seek justice from the … civil society," according to a

court transcript. He went on to add that the Orthodox community's religious courts are "inappropriate" and "incapable" of dealing with criminal matters.Making his comments before a courtroom packed with supporters of the 31-year-old Weinberg - among them, according to his defense attorney, school principals, two rabbis and civic leaders - the judge spoke of receiving more than 90 letters attesting to Weinberg's character and innocence. None of the letters, the judge noted, "displays any concern or any sympathy or even any acknowledgement for these young victims which, frankly, I find shameful."

Indeed, Judge Reichbach referred to one letter in particular, written by a Mrs. Mandel and expressing sadness "that Weinberg's love of humankind has turned against him," to be "the height of chutzpah." (it continues)

hat tip to vicki polin

La La La La La La La La La La

September 25, 2009 By: atgate231 Category: death, l'chaim! No Comments →

moooooving on.

September 15, 2009 By: Yhosephus Category: 7FATCOW EXCLUSIVE, Charedi Porn, Chulent as a movemnet; of the arts et al., CowFare, Good vs. Evil, Halochoh, Holy Masochism, Jewish equals SCARY many times, Literature, Madness, Ruckus, Thanks Johnny, Yoyli, a slow news day, a stone would cry, art, asides, bullshit, comparative religion, death, don't 'em cows just love apologizing, drugs, freudian, fuck judaism, gehenna, goyim get drunk and kill each other, health, hypocrisy, i'm outta here, just because, kidush hashem, kike!, l'chaim!, moshiach's tsaytn, oisgefucked, public service, sex, shabbos, torah, toyreh chadushu, trip reports, worse than Satmer, yeridas hadoyres 11 Comments →

For a while, i've preferred quietly bowing out to dramatic public announcements, not wanting to endlessly retire like an aging rock band. But now, a solid three years into the exciting creation and invitation of theis forum into being, i'm stepping down formally, from any inolvement with 7fatcow, unconvinced that it exists at all.

No bitterness. Dissapointment would imply expectations, and all my hopes and expectations for this blog where satisfied right away, constantly, along with all my concerns and suspicions, re: the inevitably difficult nature of True Expression and Engagement. That was understood from the beginning to be OK. Sometimes, when you talk with people, a lot of bullshit comes out as cushion for any insight and genuine heart-of-self that might be revealed, and that condition was understood from the beginning: along with the genius in our wider community of not-quite-ex/not-quite-ohs is a multitude of protective layer of ego and dogma; of noise and principle, of assumption and of flawed language, furious at the implication that it must be probed to be understood. That's OK, as much as any of the troublesome nature of our world is to be called OK, it's part of who we have been, and how we have expressed.

All that said, it's boring now, because maybe we've gone as far as any of us wanted to go. One of our founding members has moved beyond interest in the conversation here, as a funner life beckoned where the wit was expresseable and the company close enough that trying to blog in a noise filled room of cheesy links and ironically repressive vulgarity became uncompelling, especially once the Twitter and Facebook Status update was given unto us, to let the impulse sound more immediately, without need for context, or consensus. And so, the chance to say just a few things here was all he needed.

Another founding member has tried to give up so many times, and the clamor of each dramtic farewell, combined with the unelaborated links and occasional disavowels of entire identities for fear of Who May Be Listening, and Who May Be Judged along with him, often prevented the depth of his insight from being expressed. He erased all his posts, psuedonym after psudonym, and tried to convince somebody that he was somebody, and not actually somebody. And in that noise, his genius is silenced, and a certain unconfrontational decadence tried to grow around him; alas, woe unto those who think their sacrifices will provide security, money, or love.

And around that, behind that, so much genius was expressed.  Zoroastro/IslamoYid's and Atgate231's Scholarship, Class and Humor, Shitalpin's withering and ultimately humanist hot/cold sarcasm-masking-authenticity, Hashemsucksdick's marriage of post-religious concience and artistry, Mohammed's strange and shocking form of concience, Anivaho's Mercurial genius to let words permute into sublime association (even as any conceit towards divine synchronicty was despaired of) Yalhak's Majestic magnimamity and wholeness of vision/purity of impurity of perspective (along with the  lucid clarity of Yesod, Aisav, and the other maaminim he brought) and the writers we never even really identified, who bought so much class, genius, and perfect kvetchery to the conversation (who was Hiavrom anyway? he was brilliant! I hope he's OK.)

All the Neo-Nazis who stopped by to let us now what was going on, all the feminists and fetishists, all the excited Chabadskers, all the grieving relatives– so much got circulated, and maybe so little was heard, who knows? who knows. Who knows how much we ever hear from each other that we weren't ready to chap. But I feel like a lot of rare expression and relative taboo was aired here, and i'm really proud of that. As proud as one can be of something that one just let happen.

All the martyrs and all the victims; all the heroes and all the wimps. All the Faggotry and all the ugly, ugly Charedi shock-porn. All the piety and simple faith. Everything but the bullshit, and the noise, and the hiding of ourselves inside of our conceptions. It really has been a great ride, and I can only pray that some of this survivesinto the annals ofHistory, the story of how the Jewish Problem was, if only for a moment, touched upon, if not successfully adressed, from within, rather than just from without. God bless you all, to move on, and see how easy it is just to start up a crazy fucking conversation in this great, wide future of accessible interests, may we one day merit to see it to it's end.

Shana Tov, and i'll see you at the Jubilee

Yoseph Leib,

AKA Yhosephus,

AKA the guy that fucked your sister, back when she was still cute.

The Letter of the Rebbe Reb Bunim on Rosh Ha-Shanah

August 29, 2009 By: atgate231 Category: 'tis a plant, 7FATCOW EXCLUSIVE, a slow news day, freudian, hechereh zachen, l'chaim!, public service, shah! di rebeh redt…, synchronicity, torah, trip reports 4 Comments →

This letter was sent by the Rebbe Reb Bunim to one of his Chasidim who couldn’t make to him for the holiday. It was also signed by some of his other Chasidim as well as Reb Bunim’s son Avraham Moshe.

Sunday, Ki Savo, 1826 – here in Pershuschah.

Life, peace and joy to his honor, the friend of my soul and heart, the brilliant and sharp rabbi of renown, the perfect sage, his name is known at the gates, his honored name, our teacher the Rabbi Alexander Ziskind, may his light shine.

Since it is a number of years (until the coming of the Redeemer) that ‘the honor of his torah’ resides within the chamber of my heart, and is a friend in the hidden reaches of my thoughts’ legacy, I will speak this time as to my own heart.

It is written (II Kings, 4:13) “I dwell in the midst of my people” and it is written (Jeremiah 31:3) “God appeared to me from afar” – and this is the secret of Rosh Ha-Shanah. The joy and the anxiety are concealed in fear (ha-simchah ve-ha-da’agah musteres be-pachad) may god grant us both together. The understanding grows from the deed; for the deed is “mystery” and the understanding is “light,” and they resemble each other (ha-binah tigdal me-ha-ma’asah ki ha-ma’asah “raz” (=207) ve-ha-binah “or” (=207) ve-sh’neihem domim).

And bless God, who has preserved and sustained us, that we rise in remembrance before the Lord of all, so that perhaps it arouse mercy to take us from darkness to light. With God’s help, ‘the honor of his torah’ will not be forgotten from our hearts and from the hearts of all the members of our group, for a good remembrance. And may God in His mercy give him joy and life and a “writing and sealing of good” to him and his household and his entire city.

Thus the words of his soul and heart which yearns with love,

Simchah Bunim.

We too, his loved ones and friends, seek his welfare with love and may the blessing of our Rabbi (may he live) be fulfilled and may we merit to hear from him good tidings and rejoice together always, with his soul and the souls of his friends,

The small one, Yitzchak of Zarik (Vorker Rebbe)

The small one, Yitzchak Meir (Chidushey Ha-Rim)

The small one, Menachem Mendel of Tomishov (Kotzker Rebbe)

Meir Kvaller

R. Yaakov Vorker (Radzminer Rebbe) and R. Shlomo Zalshiner indicate his welfare as they are in the middle of praying.

I, the young one, too seek his welfare and I ask of him that he preserve this letter and bring it with him, god willing, when he travels here and then we shall study it together in an in-depth seminar.

The words of his beloved friend, the small one,

Avraham Moshe

-atgate231

Satmar boys gone bad

July 02, 2009 By: old bottle Category: Charedi Porn, Holy Masochism, Madness, Yoyli, hypocrisy, kidush hashem, l'chaim!, moshiach's tsaytn, toyreh chadushu, worse than Satmer, yeridas hadoyres 4 Comments →

OD YISHOMA

June 25, 2009 By: shitalphin Category: Thanks Johnny, l'chaim!, moshiach's tsaytn 4 Comments →

Recent Simchas

“Cannabis Chassidis” Bestseller Making Waves!!!

June 03, 2009 By: zoroastroyid Category: 'tis a plant, 'tis a plant; like sweet basil, 7FATCOW EXCLUSIVE, CowFare, Good vs. Evil, Halochoh, Literature, Madness, Poetry, Ruckus, Secular and Jewish equals Scary sometimes, Snag!, comparative religion, drugs, health, hechereh zachen, kidush hashem, l'chaim!, like fucking parsley, moshiach's tsaytn, public service, scary shit, sex, shabbos, shah! di rebeh redt…, toyreh chadushu, trip reports No Comments →

From the Israeli newspaper Ma'ariv,

קנאביס חסידיס: על הזיקה העמוקה שבין היהדות והמריחואנה

האם היתה ביהדות העתיקה מסורת שורשית של עישון מריחואנה? יוסף לייב, אחרי מחקר מקיף בישיבות ירושלים והסביבה, טוען בספר חדש שאמנם כך – ושואף (עוד מאז התיכון) להפוך את היהדות להרבה יותר רגועה. תומר פרסיקו שמע ממנו איך עוזר הגראס להתקרב לאלוהים

<!–

תומר פרסיקו | 25/5/2009 8:55 הוסף תגובה הדפס כתבה כתוב לעורך שלח לחבר

הבעש

הבעש"ט - דיוקן דמיוני,  עטיפת הספר. תת-תרבות יהודית ענפה של המראה למחוזות שמימיים

המזל, אומרים רבים משומרי המצוות, הוא שהגראס לא אסור על פי ההלכה. הבעיה, יהיה מי שיוסיף, היא שחסרה מסורת יהודית (שלא לומר קבלית) שמנחה את היהודי כיצד להשתמש בסם כדי לקרב בינו ובין הקב"ה. כדי לענות על השאלה האחרונה יצא יוסף לייב, יהודי אמריקאי צעיר וצמא דעת, למסע מעושן ברחבי ירושלים וארץ ישראל, בחיפוש עיקש אחר מקורות עבריים לסוטול.

כעת יצא הספר (באנגלית) שמתעד את מסעו המפותל, תחת השם המרומם "חסידיס קנאביס: תורת הסמים הקדומה והמתחדשת" - Cannabis Chassidis: The Ancient and Emerging Torah of Drugs (הוצאת "עצמוס")

את הגראס פגש לייב לראשונה בתיכון – חברים שאינם יהודים סיפקו לו מעט חומר על פי בקשתו. בתשובה לשאלתי הוא אמר: "שמעתי רק דברים טובים על זה במשך שנים, וזה גם התקשר אצלי לכל האמנים, המשוררים והמוזיקאים שאהבתי". כשהגיע מארה"ב לירושלים, לפני שבע שנים, הוא גילה, לשמחתו, שמי שעישן בעיר הקודש בדרך כלל עשה זאת מתוך התכוונות לממד הרליגיוזי שהגראס יכול לעורר ולעודד.

לייב הצטרף מיד לעבודת השם, אבל לא התכוון להסתפק בכך – הוא חיפש את המסורת היהודית העתיקה, שעל פי דעתו היתה חייבת להתקיים, שהרי "איך ייתכן שלתרבות עתיקה כל כך אין מערכת יחסים עם אחד הצמחים הרפואיים והקסומים שבבריאה?"

וכך יצא לייב לחיפוש עיקש, בין השאר בישיבות שונות בהן למד וכחלק מ"סצנת קרליבך" בירושלים וסביבתה, כאשר את הרפתקאותיו הוא מתעד בבלוג שלו, ששמו כשם הספר. על פי עדותו, מסתבר, ישנה תת-תרבות יהודית ענפה של המראה למחוזות שמימיים בעזרת חומרים פסיכואקטיביים – תרבות שהוא קושר לה גם מסורת יהודית עתיקה. עם צאת ספרו שאלתי אותו כמה שאלות בעניין.

For the continuation & interview & picture, see here:

http://www.nrg.co.il/online/55/ART1/895/137.html

Chareidisher Violence Part II [Ruzhiner Godfather (b)] : Russia’s Response to Shtibl Assassinations (Yidn Killing Yidn baym Davenen)

June 03, 2009 By: zoroastroyid Category: 7FATCOW EXCLUSIVE, Good vs. Evil, Halochoh, Holy Masochism, Jewish equals SCARY many times, Madness, a stone would cry, death, goyim get drunk and kill each other, hechereh zachen, hypocrisy, kidush hashem, l'chaim!, moshiach's tsaytn, public service, scary shit, shah! di rebeh redt…, worse than Satmer 1 Comment →

Russian document, printed in "Ruskayia Starinah," 1901, #5, by A. Mardar — brought by David Assaf in "Derech haMalchut" (J-m, 1997), p. 467 in Hebrew translation:

"On 13 December 1838, the governer of the Kiev provinces, Podoliyah Julian [aka General Dimitry Bibikuv — Assaf's note], sent the following document to the governers:

"'In one of the provinces under my rule, certain events occur frequently, the outcome of which is that Jews are found murdered in synagogues and small prayer-houses [i.e. shtiblakh, kloizen]. This crime is particularly heinous since it is executed in places intended for prayer and religious studies. This phenomenon is due to the independent adjudication by the Rabbinical court, which implements [this verdict of capital punishment & assassination] on the basis of their false teachings concerning eradicating informers who reveal their co-religionists' crimes. The greater the crime, the more the Jews concoct ways to hide the guilty ones [i.e. the murderers] and the true reasons that led to it. Despite all the intensive investigations, they succeed in covering it up, so much so that not only the identity of the guilty ones remains unknown for a lengthy time, but even the identity of the slain [victims are unknown].

"'In order to prevent this as much as possible, the governer [Bibikuv] presents to the governers [the following solution]: To obligate the Rabbis and Kahal [representative]s (and where there is no [Rabbi or Kahal] — other representatives from the communities), in the cities, towns and settlements where there are synagogues, to hire special supervisors to guard the keys to the synagogues and small prayer-houses, and to also provide guards [at the synagogues]. They [the governers] should [also] obtain from the police supervisors  in writing their commitement to take responsibility for such possible events.'"

This seems to be a direct reaction to the authorities' frustration over the "Ushitz Case," whereby 2 mosrim were killed al pi da'as hakohol & even the Rizhiner himself [hemshech yovoy]. One was Yitzchok Oksman, and the other, Shmuel Svartzman. The former's body was found by fishermen in a river; the latter, whose body was never found, was "strangled while praying in the Ushits town synagogue; his body was dismembered and cremated in the bathhouse furnace" [i.e. the mikveh] ("The Regal Way" p. 110, "Derech haMalchut" p. 169)

According the historian Shaul Ginsburg, all the Jews in the region knew about the murders, including the victims' families, since it was practically commited in public; yet out of communal solidarity they all kept silent. (ibid.) Ginsburg also writes that "were the Dnieper able to speak, it could tell of many informers who were drowned in its waters by decision of the kahal in the Shklov region." (ibid. p. 105)

In fact, it seems that even after the abolition of  the "Kahal" system in 1844, these "rub-outs" still occured. [Hemshech yovoy]

For Mohamed: Chareidishe Violence Part 1 — The Ruzhiner Godfather (a)

June 02, 2009 By: zoroastroyid Category: 7FATCOW EXCLUSIVE, Charedi Porn, Good vs. Evil, Halochoh, Holy Masochism, Jewish equals SCARY many times, Literature, Madness, Poetry, Ruckus, a stone would cry, bullshit, comparative religion, death, fuck judaism, gehenna, goyim get drunk and kill each other, hechereh zachen, hypocrisy, i'm outta here, kidush hashem, kike!, l'chaim!, like fucking parsley, moshiach's tsaytn, oisgefucked, public service, racism is schism on a serious trip, scary shit, shah! di rebeh redt…, tish above, toyreh chadushu, worse than Satmer, yeridas hadoyres 6 Comments →

From "The Regal Way: The Life and Times of Rabbi Israel of Ruzhin" [aka "Derech haMalchut"] by David Assaf (Stanford U.P. 2002), notes to Ch. 4, p. 361 n. 16 — paraphrasing from "Der Rebbi von Sadagora" by Arnold Hilberg, printed in "Die Gartenlaube," Leipzig 1870, no. 28, p. 473:

"Hilberg […] recounts that when visitng his followers in nearby towns, Rabbi Israel always went to the local bathhouse, and that a heretic approached him there one day and aggresively attacked Hasidism. Shocked by the man's audacity, the zaddik ordered him thrown into the boiling water, which was immediately done. The heretic was then pushed with pitchforks into the furnace until he was cremated. Rabbi Israel, who witnessed the murder, returned to Ruzhin the same day."

WELCOME BACK TO BABYLON YHOSEPHUS & IDIT!!!!!!!

June 02, 2009 By: zoroastroyid Category: 'tis a plant, 'tis a plant; like sweet basil, 7FATCOW EXCLUSIVE, Blogroll, Charedi Porn, Chulent as a movemnet; of the arts et al., CowFare, Good vs. Evil, Holy Masochism, Jewish equals SCARY many times, Literature, Madness, Music, Poetry, Ruckus, Secular and Jewish equals Scary sometimes, Snag!, Thanks Johnny, Yoyli, a slow news day, a stone would cry, art, bullshit, comparative religion, drugs, freudian, goyim get drunk and kill each other, health, hechereh zachen, just because, kidush hashem, kike!, l'chaim!, like fucking parsley, moshiach's tsaytn, oisgefucked, politricks, public service, racism is schism on a serious trip, scary shit, sex, shabbos, shah! di rebeh redt…, tish above, toyreh chadushu, trip reports, worse than Satmer, yeridas hadoyres 3 Comments →

Up through the ashes of Babylon, Cannibus Chassidus shall rise — Jah!